Life at its extreme

Ur life may be at stake when nothing much goes on and when reality strikes.Well lets see how boring it may get sometimes

*The usual ‘my Five’ article in weekend plus trying impress the readers by choosing the most weirdest of songs, most of which u never even heard of (The guy who contributes for it seems to care more of his knowledge than his selection. I don’t think he‘s some born American who just listens to karaoke and stuff. should care to list some ARR’s too)

*The most boring of cricket action on the air that u would never care to watch that much

*Just reading novels only because u want to finish the whole goddamn series or may be trying to get some sleep in course of time

*Finding no one but ur own self online when u log into IMs most of the times

*Trying to do some work out to keep yourself fit when ur not in action esp all alone in the track(hell lot boring)

*Ur mobile gets water logged, mp3 players just crashes, pen drive full of goddamn viruses(which would just kill the PC. Should ve real guts to even insert it), keys in ur lap don’t work properly which would cost u a fortune to get the problem solved

*Watching the same movies over and over again just because u ve run out of movies to watch

*One of your closest friend out with flu, rest of the guys having to go to coll with u sitting ducks having no place to go and nothing to do

*Playing NFSU2,MW which u would have finished years back

*Sem exams getting postponed due to cyclone alert crap

*The most boring of articles u would never care to read on paper

*Surfing the net doing nothing except replying for your scraps on orkut

*And esp writing blogs like these :)(All time vetti le. Enna panrathu?)

Well..sometimes we have run thru patches like these and I guess tats Life.We can do nothing but face the fact

They stole his identity.Now he wants it back

Title-The Bourne Supremacy

Author-Robert Ludlum

Published-1986

Genre-Action packed thriller

Robert Ludlum deserves real credit for the plot. I think this is one of the best of its genre up to date. Most of us would have the idea tat it was over with Bourne in “The Bourne Identity” as the story line didn’t have any loose ends to be tied up. He is proved it wrong here in the second part. The way Jason Bourne resurrects from David Webb is brought out explicitly taking every possible angle into account. In fact it’s the only possible way Bourne could be brought back and it was how David had become Bourne in the first place dwelling on the tragedy involving the death of his family. Its pretty wicked, really cunning and shrewd keeping a person’s mentality at stake. Considering the consequences it had to be done because he is the only one who can do it and is the best at what he does; He is Jason Bourne. The best thing abt this storyline is that there are two Jason Bournes.

CHARACTER DEPICTION

The character Jason Bourne is embellished vividly and is succinct. Marie Helena Kreutz is very much erudite and a snugly character supporting Bourne in every sense. Being an excellent field strategist, Alex Conklin makes himself pretty much useful in this part and proves his worth as he was the one who wanted Bourne terminated presuming that he has gone haywire in the first part. Other characters like Edward McAllister, an excellent analyst, and Ambassador Raymond Havilland are the cunning maniacs responsible for resurface of Bourne. Edward proves to be one brain guy linking the unimaginable, striking at the exact moment. Even so he doesn’t realize that its mission impossible and on trying to prove his worth he succumbs to his desire to become tom cruise for a moment. He should have stuck to hi s attire instead of his desire. The Commando ,The impostor who has stolen Bourne’s identity becomes the hunted. He is no match for the original.

ONELINERS

The one liners an tag lines are exceptionally good. He has made it a point to be realistic in every sense and has done research to a vast extent to make fiction a reality.
“Cain is for Delta, Delta is for Cain”
“Rest is a weapon. Take it”
“Find him! Stop Him! Kill Him”
are some of his in this book

CRITICALS CRITICISED

There are a very few parts in which the drowsy feeling tingles you. May be Robert’s style of writing is in contradiction to those. Except that boredom never hits you. Robert has played his scenario close to perfection. A must read book for insatiable readers.

He was the perfect weapon until he became the Target

Name -Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro

Club -Manchester United (Gosh!!... who wouldn't know that)

Position -Winger

Number-7

He's got what it takes to be the one.Regarded as the No.1 Footballer of the year by many, He is one guy who can take the team into his own hands and has proven to be a match winner several times.Known for his breathtaking skills and tactics ( u should have seen him...he ll make the opponent weep like anything....Shabba..ippave kanna kattuthe..) he is the only winger who has virtually no one to stop him.He's is the guy who is got the grooves in the field to manoeuvre even the most sacrosanct of defences. Zipping past the defenders with sheer pace and pure talent he can surely hit the deck.I would tell the opposing team manger to rest his defenders for a while.They ain't doing nothing running around like maniacs just watching the ball being netted. I mean "Be practical.U ain't losing nothing.Just the game ;)".

Have u ever seen a guy who can shoot with absolute precision and power?....Wayne Rooney, His team mate, can demonstrate in real time for you. There is nothing wrong in him being christened as Wayne Mark Rooney.After all he is the perfect marksman for his side. They make the best duo in the whole EPL. Ronaldo can surely assist pretty well as much as he can shoot.

The Portuguese player, primarily a right winger and a second striker, is the best of the era.He is said to be the best, Even better than George Best who is one of Manchester United's sensations who is remembered always for one of his best performances against Benfica in the year 1968. As young player who is still learning the game with great audacity, He was forced to wear the No.7 Jersey by the team manager as a source of motivation because it had been worn by Man U's legends like George Best, Eric Cantona and David Beckham.He's just a class act.Nonetheless he's got style.

For those guys who think its just an over exaggeration u better take a look at this yourself
Cristiano Ronaldo skills and tricks compilation
and this one too
Cristiano Ronaldo 's greatest tricks and goals
Ithu ellam summa trailer than ma...main picture in innum ne pakkalaye

There are loads more u would love to watch.

U wouldn't doubt it.He s simply the best. Just a small tribute to one of the greatest players in football history :)

More than Meets The Eye

Reid & Taylor-Bond with the best
So nobody looks good other than Bond in it-Then they better run it for him


Reliance communications-India's No.1 Network
May be they are but- how many of these guys claim that they have India's No.1 Network?...we dunno who's the NO.1?!!..cos u know Tata Indicom’s tag line is "India's Best ,World Class Network"

Basics-Jus b U
Dont buy anything costly esp these-jus be naked

Hitachi-Inspire the next
yeah like all of us are an inspiration to others


Nokia-connecting people
No I dont think so...try doing tat wid a couple who have just broke up and u ll end up with zero network coverage


Airtel-express yourself
yeah like"**** off"'-howz tat for an expression

A better Way to Say Good Bye Forever

BSNL-connecting India
haha...there u go..tats show the diversity In India...so we aren’t united after all...After all those things said abt India tat we are united and quotes like "unity is strength"..They give this tag line "Connecting India"

THE HINDU-India's National Newspaper Since 1878
First thing is wat r they trying to say?-wat du they mean by "India's National" Newspaper?-Do people come to know tat India is a Nation by looking at tat?
Since 1878-Just imagine wat wud they have put up when they have started it-"India's National Newspaper Sarting from Today"... the day after tat "Since Yesterday".. the day after that "Since day before Yesterday"...And now its Since 1878

Vodafone-Essar
Their bull dog ads show they are Happy To help always...Well i dont think they need to stress that cos its already in their collaboration name- Yes Sir!!-Essar

Here's the Mean Bull Dog

Raymonds-The Comlete Man
So a man is complete only when he wears these..i didnt know that..so those who dont wear that can hear the single "Incomplete" well and clear

HCL-A 4.8 billion$ Enterprise
The most idiotic phrases u ll ever come across in ads..They call it Leaptops..consider that as a danger sign..'look b4 u leap' must strike u or else ur gonner..If that happ u ll never buy those when u have a closer look except for the affordability

There are certain brands that can always merge and there those that can never just bcos even their tag lines or even their names makes the so

Toyota and Shopper's Stop-never ever

Beware while buying a toyota car cos u cant make a stop at the shoppers stop - u know why- bcos they are always 'moving forward'


Nike and Mountain Dew

'Just Do It' and 'Do The Dew'-they can always take an Iniative to merge




And there are Brands that shud have a copyrights against each other first..They are almost the same..cant they even think of a better one..they call themselves world class

Microsoft and Birla Sun life Insurance
Your Potential.Our Passion
Your Dreams.Our Commitment

Panasonic and Bosch
'Ideas For Life' and 'Invented For Life'



In case u dunno-The post title is the tag line Of TATA Sumo Grande

Its Race Day

The countdown started, My Heart Beat just rising, full of excitement, going on and on and as it drops to 1,The car roaring to life(achieving a perfect launch!!) getting a lead straight on..The car accelerate more furiously injecting its Nox(Nitrous) to the core....passing a tollbooth at first and then heading into a slightly( yeah...jus a little bit...only in ur dreams) crooked bend racing cautiously through it and jus then came a high way(where it accelerated to its top speed using its Nox almost till it u can’t see it)....and then suddenly a loop and ouch (there was a little wobble...kisses the divider) steady’s itself again pushing itself...and then finally the clear cut(where u can’t get through it clearly most no of times though) slightly dashing the sign board and then giving the final touch and oh!!(a surprise that it cud have finished few secs earlier due to Nox scarcity in the tank) getting through the finish line marked by flares without any hesitation....completing the lap within 5 secs past 2 mins (Thats 2:05:37 to be precise)...




And then the driver lifting his hands off the.. the... what du want?(Its just a keyboard)....yeah that’s me...NFS-MOST WANTEDat MIT's Mitafest '08...to my surprise i finished 3rd in the qualification round based on each player's time to finish the same lap called "Industrial & Bristol"...and with a Lamborghini Murcielago wit that’s I think really great for me (when I have not played for a while in abt 2 years)
My friend Sibi (Goutham Sibi(Or Super Sibi - that’s how i call him)-The Ultimate Gaming Machine...unfortunately finished 6 in the list of qualified personnels due to…due to..how the hell do I know?...(ask for urself…yeah like as if u guys know him)

Anyway the second round I didn’t get selected and that’s not it..Sibi finished first with a blistering total time of 2:39:37 in a circuit with the second place only jus hundreds of sec away(that guy was a Final year from Hindustan CE).We showed the way to hell...we had gone to prove something over there...and we did it but not to perfection though. In the finals both went head on in a circuit and a sprint(The winner would the be one with both times put together).And to a surprise that guy was like he had mugged it up before and he came first...a simple mistake made by sibi put him 7 secs behind.

Anyway I think that’s only the beginning of a new era...there is much more to go in years to come

The Master Of The Game

A glorious start to his career this year at the SCG on the day three of India’s Second test against the mighty Aussies .He is back with a bang with a Ton piling up another one to the feats achieved by the maestro .The ball just easing through the field ,placed perfectly with a fluent cover drive and all the way to the boundary .That’s Tendulkar for U .Scoring at a considerable pace with just no flaw n making his way to his Ton with such craftsmanship is just a feast to the eyes(even for the aussies but sometimes a pain in the neck though).








Missing out several hundred’s in 07 with just a few runs to spare and accepting the fact of being given out by the Umpire is pretty hard for anyone and coming back again to the crease punching through the offside , flicking away to the boundary, playing a flamboyant innings to be remembered by everyone on the ground is just toooooo…hard .Sachin has proved it again that it toooooooo….easy and that’s the right spirit in the which game so called “cricket” has to be played.


(The aussie aficionados applauding the maestro)



I think he is in love with SCG or is it just his magnificent form?.The way in which he crafted his double ton making an astounding 241* with lax partnering him with a carefully constructed ton made out of his classy square cuts ,on drives and punches through the off standing tall was just like Blitzkrieg and it will always be remembered in the minds of everybody(even the maestro himself). And an interesting fact is that he hasn’t got out even once at the SCG .Just running down the memory lane makes everyone so much excited sending shrills through the spineof each and every fan .He just makes us feel the same way( even after a long and breathtaking career of 17 yrs )each and every moment when he is at the crease and always gives us hope of winning the match.





After a long winning streak(15 consecutive wins in test matches ”enna oru villathanam” ) for the aussies I think its abt time to shatter it into pieces and the men behind the success must be The Master ,Prince ,The wall along with sinuous lax from Hyderabad .The Jumbo and Turbanator just drilling through the pitches making use of even a hint of a crack which makes the ball kick into pace or skidding through the pitch(like the ball hasn’t pitched at all)making the batsmen dumbstruck(its like “na kuda koncha nerathula shock ayten”) contribute a lot to the team’s success.



->Sachin getting the Man of the Series Award at the end of the 2004 World Cup Final(A wonderful moment to be cherished and remembered)





The variety of shots that he plays are so many and he just plays it to perfection rarely showing flaws(i think it happens out of too much bad luck in favor of him)like the way he got out due to an inside edge onto the stumps when he tries to cut the ball towards point .Anyway the way he pierces the field at ease is just remarkable .I don’t think there is any other player who plays Warne and Murali much better than Sachin(NO FEAR. “nangalam singam le”,”evana irunthalum adippen”).He just gets down to the pitch of the ball and hammers it all over the ground simply clearing the ropes at his own accord .Hope this year turns out to be a productive year for both Sachin as well as for the Indian Cricket.




Sachin is simply the “Master Of The Game” (U just cant deny it do u)